Bmore's Thoughts

Friday, September 29, 2006

Wedding Planning 101

So I got engaged last month and I was floating on cloud 9 for about 8.5 seconds and then I realized THE REAL WORK IS ABOUT TO START. People didn't waste any time in asking "when are you getting married"? Hell I don't know it took two years to get engaged, get the hell out my face and let me enjoy my engagement. Unless you plan on elopping or not getting married for a few years, there isn't much time to enjoy your engagement. You got to pick a date, reserve you pastor, find a reception site, photographer, dress, have an engagement party, send out engagement notices, start your guest list, loss weight, exercise your ass off - lets all take a deep breath. Shit.

I say all this to say - I have another planning meeting this evening with my coordinators.
God bless and good night.

To Hell In A Hand Basket

Isn’t that the saying to use when it seems everything and everyone seems to have gone mad?
What in the hell is wrong with people now of days? Is there something in the water that is making people flip their wig? I am so disgusted with the state of the human race.

There has been two widely published baby snatchings recently. Who thinks “I am going to get me a baby today? Let me go and cut this expecting mothers stomach open and steal her baby”. Or let me go and steal this baby out the arms of the mother because no will notice that she now has no baby and I magically do. Who thinks like that? And on top of that kidnap her other children, kill them and hide them in the washer and dryer. What in the hell is wrong with these women? You know you have to be extremely crazy to be able to cut a person open look past all the blood and organs and dig for a baby. I gave blood last night and almost passed out at the site of my own blood, hell to the naw at looking at someone else’s blood.

So in Colorado this week a man walked into a high school took hostages, sexually assaulted one or more of the hostages, killed one and then himself. What was he on? Read today that he hung out at the school for about 45 minutes before picking a classroom to attack. Why was this man able to chill with the kids and in the halls of a school? He looks old as dirt to me, which would have clued me in that he aint suppose to be here.

Lastly the fool Thursday in Florida that killed a police officer, his dog and wounded another officer. What was he smoking? What was in the car that he didn’t want the rap for? And was it so bad that killing a police officer would make things all better?

This world is going to hell in a hand basket and the above-mentioned people will defiantly be wearing gasoline draws.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Getting Started

Well here goes nothing. I have finally caved into the peer pressure to start my blog. The added psuh is the fact that my old ass brother as started his blog and is doing very well with it. So to not be out done by the old man I decided to give this a shot.

What will I talk about you ask? Well everything - random crazy thoughts I have, my up coming wedding, soon to be in-laws, current news events, retarded celebreates, etc. You name it I might talk about it. So I hope you all can follow my random thougths.

Lets jump right into it. What in the sam hell is wrong with Terrell Owens? Did his mother not hug him as a child? Did his daddy beat him? What makes TO so desperate for attention? This fool has gone and tried to commit suicide. But he did make sure to take them pills with someone in his presence and to tell her I am not happy. Nice attempt TO (insert eye roll here). I wish he would go climb under a rock some where. I don't like no cry baby ass man.


Well thats a start and there is much more to come. I hope you all enjoy.