The dreaded day is almost here. The Organizational Specialist is coming tomorrow to do an “assessment” of the area. (Doesn't that sound like I am infected with something?) I am out of my mind with nervousness. I want to clean up so she doesn’t see things looking a complete disaster, but then on the other hand she needs to get a true since of the ciaos that I battle daily with my clothes and shoes. I was thinking about having a few drinks and having a go at the rooms tonight. Try and get as much done as I can until the drinks kick into full gear. Sounds like a plan to me. Have a great weekend everyone.
Do you ever think back about your previous opposite sex involvements and wonder what in the hell you were thinking? I could have called them ex’s but in my book they were never “boyfriends” just someone that helped occupy some time.
There was the not so attractive one, the no good one, the thug, the stripper, the married man the list can go on for days. I some times think back over some of these “time occupiers” (is that a word) and get a little sick to the stomach. But at the time they didn’t make me sick but now they do. What was I lacking then that made me think he is fine as wine? Yes his penis is the size of my pinky but that’s okay, we’ll make it work. What drug was I smoking?
I know I am not the only women that has been through this, I am just one of the lucky ones that made it out with no real baggage or any children from some country bamma that I thought was cuter then Tim McGraw, who is by far the cutest country singer/husband in all the land.
My concern/question is why do we go through this ladies? I think for me it had to be a period of loneliness maybe even desperation. What else could explain settling for something deep down you know is not good for you or compromises your every belief?
I dated a lot of clown’s people and I am so wonderfully blessed and happy to have found my Prince Charming. Goodness I love me some him! Okay this is not where this entry was supposed to be going.
Sorry I digress. Ladies be strong hold on to your morals and learn from your mistakes don’t keep repeating them.
Ever heard of one? I hadn’t till a few weeks ago, and now I have one. Let me break it down for you. Apparently as soon as I get married all my belongings and me must vacate my current residence and move to the new residence immediately. Basically my mother wants all my shit out as soon as possible. And to help in that process it was recommended by none other then my mother that I hire an Organizational Specialist to come and help me start to get organized. When I say recommended I really mean my mother said call this lady here is the number, she can help you, NOW.
I will admit that my clothes have taken over two bedrooms included the closets. And more recently it looks like utter ciaos stretching from my bedroom to my bathroom and down the hall to the spare bedroom. The bed in the spare bedroom looks like a clothing bomb went off. I will admit that I have let things get out of hand; I will wash clothes and throw the clothes on top of the pile of clean clothes from the last wash on the bed. It has gotten so bad I don’t even know where to begin to clean it up.
Hence the Organization Specialist (I guess) she is going to come in and help me figure out a better course of action. I thought about just hiring a cleaning person but a one time clean is not what I need. I need to bull doze everything and start fresh. I hope she doesn’t have any cat allergies. I haven’t been able to vacuum for a while due to the clothes and shoes everywhere. God I hope this doesn’t turn into a nightmare. I almost feel like I need to clean up before she comes because of how bad it looks.
So Organization Specialist come and do your magic. I will keep you all posted on how things turn out.
